| Carolyn Stemple Kelly, formerly of Sunny Cal, contributed this superlative list of T-shirt sayins' in 1999, with some additions.
"Procrastinate NOW!"
"All Men are Idiots, and I Married their King"
"Upon advice from my attorney, my T-shirt carries no message at this time
"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" (seen on Cape Cod)
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on 8-year old)
"I'm out of Estrogen and I've got a gun"
"HANGOVER - The Wrath of Grapes"
"Discourage Inbreeding - Ban County Music!"
"Welcome to Kentucky-Set Your Watch Back 20 Years"
"Times Fun When You're Having Flies" (Kermit the Frog)
"Happiness is your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton"
"West Virginia-One Million People - Fifteen Last Names"
"He Who Dies With The Most Toys-Is Nonetheless Dead!"
ADDITIONAL CONTRIBUTIONS
"Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?"
"I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them"
"Next mood swing - 6 minutes"
"I hate everybody, and you're next"
"Please don't make me kill you"
"And your point is..."
"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now"
"I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day"
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."
"Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time"
"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?"
"I'm multi talented. I can talk and annoy you at the same time"
"Do NOT start with me. You won't win"
"All stressed out and no one to choke"
"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people"
"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
"Sorry if I look interested. I'm not"
"If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy"
"Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
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