TODAYS QUICK QUOTE

(01/24/2021)
"When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."