"PASS THE PLATE, MOMMA! - Don't Be A Piker With The Biker!"

(07/15/2003)
If you haven't read Jack Cawthon's "Pass the Plate, Momma! Don't be a Piker with the Biker!" - you might check it out.

Jack says there is both good news and bad news in the way West Virginians are currently portrayed in the movies.

The good news is that we may be winning the battle to overcome the Beverly Hillbillies image; the bad news is that the latest movie presents us as cannibals.

"The plot of the movie deals with some tourists who become lost in the hills of West Virginia. They stop to ask a gap-toothed, mentally challenged (sound authentic to you?) gas station attendant directions and shortly thereafter find themselves in a stew."

"You have to admit that this is a welcome change over the "Hillbilly" image that always portrays us as lazy no-goods, lounging in the yard filled with cars up on blocks and strewn with garbage, with a passel of half-naked kids running around while a harried woman leans in the doorway to a porch that is sagging from car parts and old washing machines." The rest of the story under COLUMNS......