Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The doctor said,
âYou're really doing great, aren't you?â
Morris replied, âJust doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot
mamma and be cheerful.ââ'
The doctor said, âI didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.ââ |