| Weather people, most looking for ratings, keep coming up with fascinating names for weather events like "polar vortex," which sorta sends a chill up the spine.
The Farmer's Almanac is predicting this winter will be just as rough as last year. The current edition predicts three quarters of the nation will experience below-normal temperatures.
Weather predictions tend to be very vague, allowing the Farmers Almanac to declare 80% accuracy.
The late Willard Jones of Five Forks use to offer up some fascinating weather forecast, but settled on his 100% winter prediction, saying "I predict it will mighty, mighty cold in February."
The Herald intends to get the coldest Calhoun forecast from Frozen WV, a name place situated off Nicut.
Meanwhile, we need a wooly worm forecast from readers.
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