Jack Cawthon's CAWTHON'S CATHARSIS returns to Big Puf, discovering Homeland Security is, well, rather homely.
For the past several weeks I have been spending quality time in Big Puf, ever vigilant for any sign of terrorism, especially from our own government.
If you have been paying attention, probably not, I brought to your attention some time back the plight of the Big Puf Orange Roughage Catfish, and somehow its mutation into a species called the Snakehead fish, which is now plaguing our waterways.
My own investigations here in Morgantown uncovered a direct source into high level, if rather lowbrow, spy activity that had penetrated into Big Puf and the Orange Roughage.
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