| Submitted by Janet McCormick
Community Resources, Inc. will be having a fundraiser during
the month of May.
For $5 you can have someone arrested just for fun!
They will be picked up and put in our jail house until they raise enough money for bail.
The bail amount, (depending on the reason for the arrest)
will be set by our bail bondsman. The money raised will go toward operational cost for Calhoun County Community Resources, Inc.
Arrest forms will be at the following locations
Community Resources, State Farm Insurance, Parson's One Stop, Five Forks Store, Holbert's Store, J & B Drug Store Minnie Hamilton Health Care Center, Dollar General Store, Baker's Mart, and Calhoun Banks
Please return forms before May 16th to
Community Resources, Inc.
PO Box 309
Grantsville, WV 26147
Included, but not limited to cause for arrests are the following
Forgetting a birthday or anniversary
Being late for work
Being too short or too tall
Teachers giving too much homework
Bosses being too bossy
Forgetting to kiss your spouse
Forgetting to take out the trash
If the house is a mess
Husbands who enter beauty contests
Come out, have fun and support CRI ... or you too, may be arrested!
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