BIM'S 2002 "WHO'S ON TOP" POLL RETURNS - Reveals Secret Polling Skills

(02/11/2017)

By Bob Weaver

Bim the Barber has renewed his contract for political polling and prognostication for 2002, and the voting public will be given updates on trends, opinions and who's hot and whose not.

Bim, who personally admits to being a rabid Democrat, contends he has been able to remove his bias and become more open-minded this year. "I will embrace all people and all possibilities," he told The Hur Herald.

Asked about his secret prognostication skills, Bim alluded to a keen eye for body language. "When people start lying, they shuffle around more," he said. "I can tell a hundred feet down Main Street if they mean business."

"Some folks have tried to fool me by pretending to be a for another candidate, but I catch that one really quick," he said. Bim claims a good ear for 'tone and volume' from barbershop loafers. "I know when they're serious."

After Bim's first polling contract with The Hur Herald a few years ago, he expressed fear candidates and their families would quit using his services if he predicted against them. "We try to be kind to the losers," he said. "They've been kind to us."

Bim's Barbershop has become such a hot spot for political discussion during the past few elections, people are flying into Calhoun to get a haircut just so they can get heard. The haircut numbers went up 43% during the last general election. "People want to be heard," he said.

Voters have become apathetic at times. During one election, he said things were so bad, barbershop loafers began their naps in mid-sentence. "I had to bring a pillow for Scottie Westfall and Jim Anderson," that year. All they would say was "Who cares."

"This year I intend to put two extra dips in the coffee pot to liven up the conversation."

"If Leonard Marshall (who belongs to that other party) can sit through all this, anyone can," Bim said.

Bim did request that candidates not give him a tip during the weeks prior to the election. "It would take a lot more than that to sway my poll."

Asked what he does when he makes a wrong prediction. "I just grovel with the rest of 'em."

Editor's Note: A year or two later Bim discontinued his political prognostication, saying it had caused him too much trouble.


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